thegoldstandardbooster:

yourfavoritebug:

thegoldstandardbooster:

What exactly would that invitation say, anyway? You know, hypothetically.

Uh, “You, Mr. Michael Jon ‘Booster’ Carter, have been cordially invited to join _______ in more-or-less holy matrimony.”

Well, that’s how Gladys proposed, anyways. I think there’s an easier way to go about that, though.

Hypothetically.

Ahuh, so, “You, Mr. Michael Jon ‘Booster’ Carter, have been not-so-cordially invited to join Theodore Kord in something-far-from holy matrimony.” 

would suffice?

…Hypothetically. 

That’d do the trick, as far as I’m concerned. Hypothetic-

-whaaaaaat’re you getting at.

Me? Nothing, not getting at a damn thing. 

Suddenly there’s something written on my chalk board in the study,though, no clue how it got there, might want to check it out. 

Don’t have to, but if you want.